• unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    (via twerkk-for-jesus)

  • knottybynvture:

    packtheammo:

    kingpushatits:

    peppergoat:

    schoolboy-ra:

    deycallmetrey:

    Nigga…

    ball is life

    When niggas start doing NBA Street Gamebreakers on you, it’s time to walk off the court. 

    That had to be pat the roc

    GAMEBREAKER

    this looks amazing every time I see it

    (via 36thchambers)

  • jordancorderswanson:

    mulders:

    I’m about to have a grand fucking time

    I love it

  • "If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."
  • yin-meets-yang:

    femburton:

    "A thot, what’s that?"

    Snoop wins everything

    (via northbynorthwestt)

  • bishopmyles:

    Omg Kanye leave me alone.

    (Source: yeezusquote, via northbynorthwestt)